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11 years 10 months ago - 11 years 10 months ago #18148 by jtallen83

Dabu wrote: "Some people think that the Federal Reserve Banks are United States Government institutions. They are private monopolies which prey upon the people of these United States for the benefit of themselves and their foreign customers; foreign and domestic speculators and swindlers; and rich and predatory money lender. In that dark crew of financial pirates there are those who would cut a man's throat to get a dollar out of his pocket; there are those who send money into states to buy votes to control our legislatures; there are those who maintain International propaganda for the purpose of deceiving us into granting of new concessions which will permit them to cover up their past misdeeds and set again in motion their gigantic train of crime. ~Louis McFadden




You could expand on the context of this quote for days and it would still deserve more of our attention. The day I understood what a federal reserve note really was ended up being a paradox shift for me, history took on whole new meanings.
It may seem they are winning now but when I think back a couple decades to the number of people that would even think about it let alone discuss it then you can see serious momentum gaining on the peoples side. :usa:
Last edit: 11 years 10 months ago by jtallen83. Reason: learning english

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11 years 9 months ago #19843 by Sharkey
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The other day I went to the doctor

I said Doc, this is horrible, every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and wanna throw up - what's WRONG with me.

The doctor said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect"...


I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.


My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.


My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Dangerfield... :thumbs:

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11 years 9 months ago #21129 by Dabu
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. —


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

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11 years 9 months ago #21136 by Siscowet
B) You are wise beyond your years.
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11 years 9 months ago #21160 by Sharkey
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God be in my head
and in my understanding

God be in mine eyes
and in my looking

God be in my mouth
and in my speaking

God be in my heart
and in my thinking

God be at my end
and at my departing


Sarum Primer

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11 years 8 months ago #21802 by Sharkey
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.


You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?


The original point and click interface was made by Smith and Wesson.... :)

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11 years 8 months ago #21844 by mrraley
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:twocents:

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

Where's that extra penny going to?

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11 years 8 months ago #21845 by mrraley
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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11 years 8 months ago #21847 by mrraley
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above? :rotfl:

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11 years 8 months ago #21849 by Siscowet

mrraley wrote: :twocents:

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

Where's that extra penny going to?

Have you been watching Andy Rooney reruns?

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