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11 years 5 months ago #27738 by Scorobe2916
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Why choose to fail when success is an option?”
― Jillian Michaels

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11 years 4 months ago #28501 by 10-76
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New one, from a cult classic film....

"I'm here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass,.....and I'm all outta bubble gum!"

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11 years 4 months ago #28524 by super8mm
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I had to look it up, I have never even seen that move "LOL"

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11 years 1 month ago #32137 by Sharkey
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A touching Holiday wish by Steve Martin.... :laugh:

" If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody"

~ Steve Martin

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11 years 1 month ago #32242 by magi
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All the sound and fury of the storm...... signifying nothing.....

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11 years 1 month ago #32244 by magi
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Tempest in a teapot......

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11 years 1 month ago #32245 by magi
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I wish I were
where I was
when I was wishing I were here...

Unknown.... shit house walls..... Deadhorse.. Alaska... Circa 1979

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11 years 1 month ago #32246 by magi
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Two one armed carpenters.... are twice as good as one one armed carpenter....

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11 years 1 month ago #32247 by jtallen83
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For my Muslim friend;"كله ماشي‎" ("This to shall pass") A saying attributed to Sufi poets
The following user(s) said Thank You: magi

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11 years 1 month ago #32248 by Siscowet
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"What was my recipe for that turkey stuffing? I dunno, I didn't stuff it, it wasn't empty."
Fat Freddy 1969

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