SO SMART, THEY'RE DUMB

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11 years 4 months ago #27953 by mardad
SO SMART, THEY'RE DUMB was created by mardad
This was sent by Franklin Sanders, “the money-changer.” He sells gold and silver coins, and runs a “gentleman’s farm” in his spare time.

Dumb comes in all sizes, and in all degrees of wealth. And when you get too smart, you fall all the way around the dial to “Hard Crab Stupid.”

Against my better judgment, I watched a short video today with Sergey Brin, Google’s co-founder who paid for the lab-grown hamburger I decried to y’all a few days ago. On the film was somebody from Harvard opining how good meat was for evolving humans, & how bad for the environment. Ditto the Dutch doctor who committed this lab-crime, and Brin. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

These people don’t know sic ‘em from come here, nor do they have the sense God gave a screwdriver. Call me Luddite, I don’t care, I’ll call you deaf, blind, and dumb to the God-breathed glories of creation. In the first place, these self-lobotomized fools believe that cows are evil, cows pass too much gas, cows are messing up the environment. First, termites pass way more gas than cows. Second, the gas doesn’t harm a blessed thing anyway — global warming is warmed over global hogwash. Third, cows contribute far more to an ecosystem than they take out, IF they are left alone to be cows, fed on grass, as God designed them. Fourth, cattle-raising only becomes an ecological threat when done in cruel Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations — CAFOs — which, you guessed it, are the creation of the fascist government- corporation partnership that presently occupies America. Agribusiness is not farming: it is ANTI-farming. CAFOs are not animal husbandry or farming, they are an Enlightenment-reductionist attempt to industrialize biology & therefore doomed to fail & pollute while they make billions for corporations.

I’ll bet each one of you a nickel that not one of the goofs on that video has ever pushed a forehead into a cow’s warm flank on a cold morning and grabbed a teat and heard that steaming milk hiss into the bucket. Or herded cows. Or stepped in cow manure. Or pulled a calf. Or loved an animal. No, a cow is an abstract to them, a cerebral concept, electrons in an agribusiness computer, and that PRECISELY is what’s wrong with the modern world. They don’t even know what a cow is, but they’re all ready to obsolete ‘em. Blind to worth, empty of love.

If it was possible to emigrate to Mars, I’d do it so fast it’d make y’all’s heads spin. And take my cows with me. :cowboy:
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11 years 4 months ago #27955 by OleCowboy
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A Harvard Professor was tooling down a country road in S Texas when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. Getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest ranch house and knocked on the door. "Your cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms frantically back toward the pasture. The rancher nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" he asked slowly. "Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited Harvard Professor replied. "Oh. Well, that's Ethel," the rancher said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know a dang thing about cars."

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