Thinking outside the box

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11 years 5 months ago #26751 by OleCowboy
Thinking outside the box was created by OleCowboy
You are driving down the road in your Corvette on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER ... , The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

I just love happy endings
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11 years 5 months ago #26762 by jtallen83
Replied by jtallen83 on topic Thinking outside the box
What's a box? :rotfl:

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11 years 5 months ago #26763 by Siscowet
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Have the old friend give the hood of the corvette a wax job after the beers.
:cheers:

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11 years 5 months ago #26786 by OleCowboy
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Siscowet wrote: Have the old friend give the hood of the corvette a wax job after the beers.
:cheers:

Can't make love on the hood on the Corvettes without the flip up headlights. Those flip up lights would keep you from sliding down the hood...ask me how I know...

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11 years 5 months ago #26793 by Siscowet
Replied by Siscowet on topic Thinking outside the box

OleCowboy wrote:

Siscowet wrote: Have the old friend give the hood of the corvette a wax job after the beers.
:cheers:

Can't make love on the hood on the Corvettes without the flip up headlights. Those flip up lights would keep you from sliding down the hood...ask me how I know...

:rotfl: :thumbs:
Can't wait to try it.

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