bad day shooting rant.

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12 years 1 week ago #14331 by LebbenB
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gotta have a overly dramatic and needlessly intense intro, like top shot.
Airsofters, mall ninjas, and other such professionals from around the world gather to compete for the title of " Top Poser ".

Here's my entry, an on-line tactical "guru" by the name of Tex Grebner. In the submitted video, Tex shows us novices how to draw and shoot at contact distance:

Top this one. I dare you.

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12 years 1 week ago #14340 by Sharkey
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That's gonna be a fun one when all the guys are sittin around talkin about scars. "Hey Tex, tell us about when that BONEHEAD shot you in the leg". :rotfl:

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12 years 1 week ago #14344 by 13fcolt
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LebbenB wrote:

gotta have a overly dramatic and needlessly intense intro, like top shot.
Airsofters, mall ninjas, and other such professionals from around the world gather to compete for the title of " Top Poser ".

Here's my entry, an on-line tactical "guru" by the name of Tex Grebner. In the submitted video, Tex shows us novices how to draw and shoot at contact distance:

Top this one. I dare you.


OMG! I can not stop laughing! Freeking brilliant! Tex Grebner is my new role model. I'm gonna have to come up with all new material for this guy.

next time I see asshatery with firearms "Dude, you are a total [strike]sharkey[/strike] grebner"

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12 years 1 week ago #14346 by Sharkey
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13fcolt wrote:

LebbenB wrote:

gotta have a overly dramatic and needlessly intense intro, like top shot.
Airsofters, mall ninjas, and other such professionals from around the world gather to compete for the title of " Top Poser ".

Here's my entry, an on-line tactical "guru" by the name of Tex Grebner. In the submitted video, Tex shows us novices how to draw and shoot at contact distance:

Top this one. I dare you.


OMG! I can not stop laughing! Freeking brilliant! Tex Grebner is my new role model. I'm gonna have to come up with all new material for this guy.

next time I see asshatery with firearms "Dude, you are a total [strike]sharkey[/strike] grebner"


If I ever see a tranny race though, since they'll ALL be named Colt, I'll still be at a loss of who to put my money on... :P

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12 years 1 week ago - 12 years 1 week ago #14349 by 13fcolt
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I just watched the video where ol Tex talks about his Grebner Discharge.
"after the shot went off, my training took over" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Throw the weapon on the ground and squeal "I just F**king shot myself!"... I gotta know where that training came from. Seriously, I may have found a job that I can actually sleep through and still get paid. The Grebner Acacedmy.

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12 years 1 week ago - 12 years 1 week ago #14351 by Sharkey
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Fortunately for him he was valedictorian of his online course entitled "Bleeding and Swearing 101"... :rotfl:
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12 years 1 week ago #14417 by LebbenB
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13fcolt wrote: I just watched the video where ol Tex talks about his Grebner Discharge.
"after the shot went off, my training took over" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Throw the weapon on the ground and squeal "I just F**king shot myself!"... I gotta know where that training came from. Seriously, I may have found a job that I can actually sleep through and still get paid. The Grebner Acacedmy.

It never gets old. It's so full of fail that it comes full circle back to win.

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11 years 6 months ago #25063 by Siscowet
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Colt, I don't know why, but this thread just popped into my mind. Have you run into the "Tacticool couple" again? Or are they just a bad memory now?

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11 years 6 months ago #25071 by 13fcolt
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Thankfully no, I have not. Every gun shop I do business with knows about what happened so I hope it got back around to them.

It's funny you ask. I was just talking about those people the other day. There are a few of the foreign students that want to go shooting and I was telling them about it. Seeing a little Kuwaiti dudes face was hilarious. "they what?! they threw them!, the guns?, on the GROUND?!" He was genuinely shocked and appalled.

I really need to find a place to shoot though. I got the itch bad, plus reviews to finish.

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