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Become an illegal alien - forms going fast !!!!

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11 years 10 months ago #16109 by Sharkey
Become an illegal alien - forms going fast !!!! was created by Sharkey
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Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident sent to his senator,)

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510


Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance

Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA )

Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA
Get your Forms (NOW)!!
Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040

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11 years 10 months ago #16118 by jtallen83
Replied by jtallen83 on topic Become an illegal alien - forms going fast !!!!
Harkin just announced he will not seek re-election in 2014. Now he is free to vote for every liberal cause that can be dreamed up. I'm happy to know this man will no longer be able to pretend to represent me but very concerned what this will free him to vote on!
There is a retired Marine Corps Colonel named Bill Salier that many patriots are hoping will run for the slot. He was a primary candidate for the office ten years ago but was hammered by the party elite for criticizing some republican policies, like going along with gun control. He was unopposed when he gave his convention speech, by the end of the next week a party hack had a 1/2 million in the bank to beat on him with, it all came from D.C. adresses so I'm sure they don't want him. He has to be the right guy for the job as I see it. If he runs I'll make sure to post his info.

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11 years 10 months ago #16190 by fivewhy
Replied by fivewhy on topic Become an illegal alien - forms going fast !!!!

Sharkey wrote: retroactively if possible

oh my god that guy's killing me, that letter is awesome

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