Is Obamacare to blame for this?

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10 years 8 months ago #36819 by mlotziii
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy. I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law. I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail. All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not. You CAN NOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce."

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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10 years 8 months ago #36967 by NightForce
Now that started my day off on the right foot....

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10 years 8 months ago - 10 years 8 months ago #36975 by MrMarty51
I just awokened, it is tooo early fur this, I did NOT even see that a coming. :sleep: :whip: :busted: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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YES !!!!!! Obama is to blame fur this. :soapbox: :whip: :mad: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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